"That means... this definitely can't be a natural phenomenon. This has to have been engineered by someone, it- it has to be continually updated, as language evolves- holy- there wasn't language that way before people, and you predate people, nothing functions that perfectly in a context it couldn't have predicted, whoever or whatever designed this translation effect... they'd have to still be alive, maintaining the effect and making sure it's working properly, making it work smoothly like that. Even if... even if you speak in, what, pure meaning, optimized for the effect to translate, there'd still be syntactic ambiguity to handle, there could be someone listening to everything we say and-"

Oh, of course. Someone who had magical access to every conversation anyone had, they'd know all sorts of secrets. Like, for instance, the names of anyone who was named here. The names of every fairy. There's someone like that who's supposedly been around forever, right?

"...why is it so out of the question to visit the Queen, besides her being powerful?"